Phew. Pssst… has been holding that in all week. Sorry, let Pssst… try again. Hi hi. Pssst… here. Or is Pssst… actually here? Pssst… is not sure. Pssst… might have died cause Pssst… ate some “vegan” food at the lesser TriBeCa this week. So apparently cheese is cheese, milk doesn’t cause any harm and we can take advantage of university students through false advertising and indifference. NICE.
(Keep your eyes out for an article about this).
Yes, Pssst… may be feeling slightly more vindictive than usual too because the lesser TriBeCa refused to let PDBY humans leave papers there for customers. Pssst… doesn’t appreciate the attitude. There is only space for one PRIMA DONNA on campus and that is Pssst…. Pssst… thinks you’ve made quite the mistake.
Speaking of mistakes and stupid moves, Pssst… wants to talk about Madelief’s orientation. They may have taken the picture off of Instagram but Pssst… has seen it. Pssst… really enjoyed laughing at you and has the picture saved under favourites (dances with pitchfork). But Pssst… doesn’t really blame you. How should you know pillow cases worn as hats look like a KKK cult ceremony? Pssst… maybe suggests a pillow fight instead next time? Well at least there will be a next time.
Hehe, oh Mopane you knew I was coming to you next. First years are friends not food (Finding Nemo reference, they didn’t eat anyone). But seriously what did you do to get your initiation cancelled? Pssst… is asking for a friend. That same friend also wants to know why TuksFM has such a strong emotional attachment to the letter A? It’s not a stationAry drive. It’s a stationEry drive. E as in PEN. This has been too many years in a row now. Please you are hurting Pssst… and you may even compromise UP.
We have to win the Meme War against UJ!!! Imagine they make fun of us for not being able to spell. So If you do it again, Pssst… is telling David. Now Pssst’s stomach hurts from laughing so Pssst… must go. Pssst… has eavesdropping to do, information to trade and rumours to spread.
Pssst… says adieu. xx
PEOPLE THINK ERICA’S NEW LOGO IS SHAPED LIKE A DILDO.
